A certain unnamed USA manufacturer owed us some money and decided to pay us off in screwdrivers. It’s not stamped USA, but trust me, we wouldn’t have put our name on them if they weren’t US made. C’mon, everyone needs a good cheap screwdriver around the workshop. I know what you’re thinking. I already have a million screwdrivers laying around the workshop. But ask yourself this, do you really know where they are? Do you want to spend countless hours looking through your tools to find one? This is no ordinary screwdriver my friend. Here is an abbreviated list of all the wonderful things you can do with your Epstein’s Screwdriver: poke things, play darts, scratch off peeling paint, punch holes in beer cans, paper weight, pry bar, opens doors, pointer, scratcher, eating utensil, balloon popper, noise maker, anger management tool, and yes, it can also turn a #2 phillips head screw. So what are you waiting for? Own your own somewhat sloppily printed “Harry Epstein Co” #2 phillips screwdriver today.
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