Well, I don’t know what the weather is like wherever you are, but here in Kansas City it feels almost like spring, and you know what that means. With the warm weather coming on and the cold behind us, it can only be time for one thing. Yes, it’s time to open up the windows, shake out the rugs and buy a slightly used riot baton.
That’s right. In the past spring cleaning was handled by clunky brooms or noisy dustpans. Update your modern arsenal with a jet black Monadnock Riot Baton. Tired of looking at all those books piled on top of your table that you haven’t got around to opening? Read them their rights with a PR-24-S official cop night stick. Having a hard time getting the kids to do their chores? They’ll be clamoring to help once you show them this polycarbonate cleaning machine. This beautiful billy club comes with no cumbersome attachments, is completely bagless and requires no maintenance. It fits easily underneath a kitchen sink and only needs to be wiped clean with a damp rag before storage. It can be yours for only $32.50.
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i ask if you have anything new this morning and you try to sell me ww2 jockstraps. then you come up with batons after i make my order. did i make you mad?
Well, to be honest, these are not actually new. But I’m sure they’ll be around for the next order.
PS.
Fit all the stuff in a small flat rate box and am shipping it out today.
thanks man! as usual it is always a pleasure to visit and buy a few trinkets in the process. loking forward to the snips, picks and new wilde pliers. if i get around to it i will call wilde on the broken cotter pin pullers but it is not real high on my priorities. i don’t feel right complaining since i broke them pulling a spring.
Jori that is one of the funniest posts I’ve read! Glad to see the Dispatch back
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